Dear Hulk and All Other TV Wrestlers,

Look we get that the wrestling is fake. We get that you constantly create a lot of drama and conflict simply because otherwise every single episode would seem exactly the same. I think that's why you constantly change the names of federations and then have your wrestlers choose sides. However, I'm so sick of the before match shots that are just laughable they are so fake. We just want to see fake wrestling, that doesn't mean we are stupid.