Funny Lines from Raising Hope

This is one of the few shows that actually makes me laugh out loud. On one episode they are trying to get Hope to fall asleep by herself. Virginia is against it and Burt is for it. It culminates in a really beautiful line that goes "I have no extra glory I can share". I'm taking it out of context but it still makes me laugh and I still completely intend to be able to use it in a sentence, hopefully very soon.