Friday, February 15, 2008

Why I don't watch the Grammy Awards

I realized the other day that I've never watched the Grammy Awards. I'm not even comfortable calling them The Grammys because it's like using a nickname for a person that you just met. Here are a few reasons why I've never watched the Grammy Awards.

  • I thought they were like the Emmys aka boring. I think that award shows are less fun than turning a rechargeable flashlight off & on. I didn't realize that there are actual music performances.
  • I remember an episode of then Simpsons when Homer won a lot of Grammys. I think he tried to tip the bell boy with one & the bell boy said, ohh it's just a grammy & threw it away. If it was on the Simpsons it must be true.
  • The clothes just seem to be better at the Emmys. Everyone at the Grammy awards is confused, they don't know how to dress & they all seem to end up on the worst dressed list.

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