The Most Popular Songs of all Time

Right about now a lot of lists of the best songs of 2007 are going over the cables to newspapers. Actually, I don't know if that's how newspaper do things. My point is there are a lot of best of lists being written. Of course, I have to be a little different, because I'm Sarakastic. Besides, I won't remember any of the best of 2007 next year. Now if this was my list, the BEST songs of all time would be:

1. This Year by the Mountain Goats
2. Hallelujah by Martin Sexton
3. Girl in the War by Josh Ritter

According to wikipedia & the Guinness Book of World Records, the most popular songs in the English language of all time are, in particular order:

1. Happy Birthday
2. For He's a Jolly Good Fellow
3. Auld Lang Syne

My list is better.