Why I Hate Cable

I was all excited for the season premiere of LA Ink. It always has me rethinking stars and stripes leggings, diet pills that work, and facial tattoos. I tuned in at 8 o'clock and found an old episode. Ok, I must have got the time wrong. I waited until 9 o'clock and found an old episode. At first I thought I had the wrong date. They kept saying the season premiere of LA Ink on July 9th. I checked to make sure that it was the 9th and July. 10 o'clock rolls around and it's still an old episode. I can't check the TV guide because cable doesn't have one of those. By 11, the primetime show had finally rolled around but I was too sleepy to watch it. Yes I'm used to satellite TV.