Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Hills Withdrawals

My name is Sarakastic & it has been eight days since I last watched The Hills. Last night I missed the show for the first time since I became addicted three years ago. I did not intentionally skip the show because I'm just not that strong. Granted, the show always makes me feel like I need weight loss pills & to bleach my hair blond. I love it. I can't explain why, I just do. My withdrawal symptoms include but are not limited to:

  • I keep saying "I'm done" & storm out of the room. Five minutes later I start my relationship all over again.

  • I sit out in the frozen tundra that is Utah with sunglasses on trying to tan.

  • When faced with a problem I repeat "Only truth & time will tell".

  • My name is Sara but I insist everyone calls me Bobby.

1 comment:

  1. This has nothing to do with The Hills, but I couldn't figure out how to post a comment on your other blog. Clearly I'm a bit technologically challenged or something. Anyway, I wanted to tell you that I listened to "Feel Good Ghosts" and loved it. What fantastic cd. All of my cd's probably are jealous of "Furr" by Blitzen Trapper right now.

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