Yes, I'm that much of a nerd

Well, it's not that I'm a nerd. It's just that I love Tom Waits that much. I have a Tom Waits wallpaper on my cellphone & even a Tom Waits cell ring that took me several days to track down. Whenever I open up my phone I smile. No, I don't think that he's my boyfriend, but I can still wish. Anything to keep me from worrying about my checking account.