Back in the day

The other day I went to buy new headphones. It seemed simple enough. Find the electronics aisle, buy headphones. I found the headphone aisle & immediately thought "Where are all the normal headphones?" I am used to headphones that are worn like this:


Instead, I found an aisle full of these:


I don't like those kind they make me feel like I'm being strangled. I don't even know what they're called, I just don't like them. I was pretty miffed that they didn't have any "normal" headphones & left the store empty handed. Thank goodness for online shopping where you can find everything from car covers, antique vases, or hopefully normal headphones. Blast you evolution, blast you.