How to be a Bridezilla

Here are a few tips that I've picked up from the show "Bridezillas" on how to ruin your wedding day. I suppose that if you did the opposite of these, you would actually enjoy your big day, & what's the point of that?

• Put a lock on your fridge & insist that your bridesmaids go on diets. I have no idea why Bridezillas think that this is acceptable, there must have been a "Miss Manners" article that I missed, but they all seem to do this.
• Go over budget & then don't tell your groom about it, like he won't find out.
• Yell at your groom that he isn't helping out & doesn't understand how important having tulle tied around the wedding favors are.
• Obsess about your fiancee's bachelor party & then go have a crazy bachelorette party.

Sure, there are a few finer moments that I've missed, but all Bridezillas seem to do those four things. Who knew that ruining a wedding took so much work.