Brian Adams I'm not

I was inspired by Bryan Adam's "Summer of '69". I was going to buy a guitar & I was going to be totally dedicated to it. I was going to play until my fingers bled. I was going to get progressively better, no matter how long it took. Then I feel in love with the guitar. It was picked for the sole fact that is was blue & shiny. Then it came time to actually play, it took me about 5 minutes before I realized that I was going to get callouses, & that my fingers bleeding was no longer glamorous. Plus, the guitar was broken, it wouldn't instantly play my favroite tunes. Playing guitar hurt, so I stopped. It is still shiny & blue, & I'm still a sissy.